(via lygomygo)
“i want to wear shorts because it’s hot but i really hate my legs” an autobiography
“I want to wear shorts but i didnt shave” the sequel.
“I want to wear shorts but I don’t tan and I’d rather not blind you” The trilogy
(via i-will-die-laughing)
(via i-will-die-laughing)
I am really bothered by the fact that basically the only reason why gay marriage is illegal is because some people think it’s disgusting. You know, I think peas are disgusting but we’re noT MAKING THAT ILLEGAL ARE WE
what’s wrong with you peas are delicious
gay people are delicious too
no dessert for you until you eat all your gays
what the fuck just happened here
(Source: livingsjustawasteofdeath, via mothermonstergagaweather)
(Source: alanlemon, via fluent-in-lesbianism)
bras are so expensive like i didn’t choose the boob life the boob life chose me
(Source: u-ltravi0lets, via auntlers)
I swear, I will do this every single time one of my little brothers graduates from somewhere.
you are my new favorite person
(via pofato)
you’re the window to my wall
you’re the sweat that drips down my balls
You’re the one who make my bitches crawl.
(via dirtypiratepimp)
