royonfire:

I present to you a puppy eating watermelon.

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lindseyisnotonfire:

this is what yahoo paid 1.1 billion dollars for

lindseyisnotonfire:

this is what yahoo paid 1.1 billion dollars for

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warsquirtle:

Has anybody ever actually gotten salmonella from eating raw cookie dough or are people just trying to stop me from living my life

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joshhutchercat:

my heart says yes but my mom says no

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officialbreakfast:

you know those disgusting aggravating boys that you just wanna

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rvya:

that’s it. that’s the whole show.

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titsandtwosugars:

I’m never taking it off

titsandtwosugars:

I’m never taking it off

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