peevesies:

i went down to the middle school today for relay for life and i saw my old social studies teacher i had a crush on (don’t talk to me) and he was like “hey how are you i haven’t seen you in ages?” and the first thing i blurted out was “I JUST TURNED 18” and jesus christ if that’s not the thirstiest thing i’ve said in my whole life

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screamameme:

I tried so hard to scroll past this. I really did.

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imgoddamnpluckyremember:

owner of a multi-million dollar doughnut enterprise? rachel dunkin’

takes up disco dancing? rachel funkin’

at sleep-away camp? rachel bunkin’

fails a test? rachel flunkin’

gets own prank tv show? rachel punk’n

shot in the eye with a pencil? rachel dunCAN U NOT

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dangerdonut:

I’m sorry this is the last one I swear

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Amanda Seyfried talking about fainting on the set of Les Miserables.

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crabbyjammies:

gymnosofi:

mypatientvessel:

Dude.

My dad was telling me about these girls at his old college who invented a nail polish that paints on clear, and if you stir your drink with your finger with the nail polish on, it will react with the “Date Rape” drug and turn red.

Dude. It’s genius.

http://www.2lovemylips.co.uk/

I saw this before and didn’t reblog it because it didn’t have anything to say how but now that there is a link saying how I wil reblog it.

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rlyhigh:

this vine is so goddamn important

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